Topic: [Tactical Fad] Next Million Dollar Idea - Who wants to invest? (Read 502 times)

LLArms · « **on:** January 17, 2012, 02:04:15 PM »

So after reading about the new Mossberg Tactical Lever Action Rifle a few days prior to SHOT Show and now seeing some HD pictures...

I need to patent and design the following:

1. Tactical Toliet - Will include tactical configuration of tactical picatinny rails for tactical toliet paper holders and dispensers. (Trying to get with Magpul to make MOE TPD "Toliet Paper Dispenser")

2. Tactical Shower Rack - Will include tactical configuration of tactical picatinny rails for tactical Shampoo Bottle Holders and tactical "no drop" soap solutions. We will even offer a limited addition AXE BODY WASH tactical dispenser.

3. Tactical Cereal Bowl - Will include tactical configuration of tactical picatinny rails so you can precisely position a special purpose tactical spoon (sold seperately) when not in use.

All thats between us and millions of dollars is your investment funds! Lets do this!

Matt.Cross · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2012, 03:49:24 PM »

I'd love to be the first to invest, but my tactical cash is permanently mounted to my tactical wallet. When you can create quick-release tactical cash though, send me some and I'll invest it in some of your tactical products!

LLArms · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:00:27 PM »

Oh snap - you just gave me an idea.

Some sort of apparatus for a tactical connection of butt to toilet seat with a QUICK RELEASE function. (or a lesser priced version where an allen wrench is required)

392heminut · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:27:04 PM »

Quote from: LLArms on January 17, 2012, 04:00:27 PM

Oh snap - you just gave me an idea.

Some sort of apparatus for a tactical connection of butt to toilet seat with a QUICK RELEASE function. (or a lesser priced version where an allen wrench is required)

That should sell great in the bars! Just think, no more drunks falling off the toilets!

Matt.Cross · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:30:09 PM »

Quote from: LLArms on January 17, 2012, 04:00:27 PM

Oh snap - you just gave me an idea.

Some sort of apparatus for a tactical connection of butt to toilet seat with a QUICK RELEASE function. (or a lesser priced version where an allen wrench is required)

When it comes to toilets, I think Quick Release technology could make you very rich, especially if you can apply it to functions of the lower intestine! Tactilax!

edgecrusher · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2012, 04:35:56 PM »

tactical beer coozy, with auto refill

unforgiven · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:10:02 PM »

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Retired JM · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2012, 05:27:52 PM »

If you'll make it in multi-cam, I'm in.

98Z5V · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:38:34 PM »

If you make a Recoilless Toilet, I'm in...

LLArms · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:41:26 PM »

So what would a toilet muzzle brake do?

Pros: More accurate (keeps wife happy)

Cons: Increases the sound of bowel movements by 10 fold?

98Z5V · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:42:53 PM »

Quote from: LLArms on January 17, 2012, 06:41:26 PM

So what would a toilet muzzle brake do?

Pros: More accurate (keeps wife happy)

Cons: Increases the sound of bowel movements by 10 fold?

Only if you're directly to the left or right of the firer...

LLArms · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2012, 06:44:32 PM »

I still think Magpul could tap into an under utilized market of polymer tactical bathroom Accessories.

MOE Toothbrush, MOE Towel Rack, PMAG that dispenses q-tips perhaps.