Topic: Funny article - Russian women (Read 545 times)

MaDuce · « **on:** January 03, 2012, 07:51:35 AM »

A funny but honest article I wrote a few years ago about Russian Women. Anyone who knows any will tell you that this article is truthful. LOL. Inspired by a personal friend of mine.

Matt.Cross · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2012, 01:47:26 PM »

My name is Matt Cross, and I approve of this article!

hobbesgunner · « **Reply #2 on:** January 09, 2012, 10:45:31 AM »

"I do wanna fly, you stupid Taco Bell eating commie....now shut yer pie hole and bite me, you hot little Suka......

"....then I'd put my fists up and hope she likes me...can't lose either way.

crom.a.boo · « **Reply #3 on:** January 18, 2012, 04:47:40 PM »

Being a woman of Russian heritage, I entered this thread with caution. You do, however, speak the truth. Nice work.

98Z5V · « **Reply #4 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:12:03 PM »

Quote from: crom.a.boo on January 18, 2012, 04:47:40 PM

Being a woman of Russian heritage, I entered this thread with caution. You do, however, speak the truth. Nice work.

So, EC either gets his ass beat, or it's Wild Jungle Monkey Sex...

That means it's the same as drinking Tequila!!!

***Tequila-drinking Word Of Caution*** - sometimes BOTH will happen.

edgecrusher · « **Reply #5 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:18:18 PM »

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98Z5V · « **Reply #6 on:** January 18, 2012, 08:27:55 PM »

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! I knew you'd catch this one!!!

unforgiven · « **Reply #7 on:** January 18, 2012, 09:08:30 PM »

MaDuce · « **Reply #8 on:** January 19, 2012, 12:23:33 PM »

Quote from: 98Z5V on January 18, 2012, 08:12:03 PM

So, EC either gets his ass beat, or it's Wild Jungle Monkey Sex...

That means it's the same as drinking Tequila!!!

***Tequila-drinking Word Of Caution*** - sometimes BOTH will happen.

From my experience, it's usually just in to the body cast with him.

crom.a.boo, welcome to .308 AR. I already know that .308s bounce off your skin so I'll be sure to be utmost respectful towards you. LOL

392heminut · « **Reply #9 on:** January 19, 2012, 05:12:29 PM »

Quote from: 98Z5V on January 18, 2012, 08:12:03 PM

So, EC either gets his ass beat, or it's Wild Jungle Monkey Sex...

That means it's the same as drinking Tequila!!!

***Tequila-drinking Word Of Caution*** - sometimes BOTH will happen.

Cuban women are a LOT like Russian women! I know, I've been married to a Cuban for 25 years now. She also likes tequila!

MaDuce · « **Reply #10 on:** January 20, 2012, 03:55:13 PM »

You sound like that Mexican husband telling the story in the Loony Toons Mexican Cinderella episode.

crom.a.boo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 21, 2012, 05:57:03 AM »

Quote from: 392heminut on January 19, 2012, 05:12:29 PM

Cuban women are a LOT like Russian women! I know, I've been married to a Cuban for 25 years now. She also likes tequila!

Well, 392heminut, you must be a good man then! Congrats on the 25 years, that is admirable for any couple, especially when tequila gets involved!

MaDuce · « **Reply #12 on:** January 21, 2012, 08:17:01 PM »

If Cuban women really are just like Russian women and he's been good to her then he's as lucky as she is.

Slavic women return to you ten fold whatever you give them, be it a loving act of compassion or a savage beating.

Matt.Cross · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2012, 12:47:28 PM »

Quote from: MaDuce on January 21, 2012, 08:17:01 PM

Slavic women return to you ten fold whatever you give them, be it a loving act of compassion or a savage beating.

... sounds like the voice of experience!!!

MaDuce · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2012, 01:10:59 PM »

Quote from: Matt.Cross on January 22, 2012, 12:47:28 PM

... sounds like the voice of experience!!!

One of my best (female) friends is Ukrainian and the inspiration for this article. She's one of my best lady friends for a reason but she also beat the tar out of one of her uncles employees after he assaulted her uncle. And that's no joke or exaggeration.

I've never been on her bad side and hopefully never will be.